TWEETS OF TEHROR

• "Don't forget to spray and neuter yourselves." -What Bob Barker really meant. 1 hour ago
• Watching highlights of the Puppybowl this morning was 10 times better than watching a QB with Down Syndrome beat a guy with two first names 9 hours ago
• This tweet is not about the Superbowl. 22 hours ago
• I was conceived to Madonna's - Like A Virgin song. 1 day ago
• I already fell asleep during the Snorebowl, Giants got a safety? That's so interest...ZzZzzZ.. 1 day ago